Lugton Laugh Inn

Rev. James Currie and friends

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1 Piping in the Haggis P/M Angus MacDonald Lugton Inn 1978

THE IMMORTAL MEMORY SELECTION

2 Third Burns Supper Alistair S McLachlan Lugton Inn 1980

3 Babies galore

4 Dinny be nervous laddie Rev John M Stewart Lugton Inn 1977

5 One slug per skull

6 Teacher

7 Is that your wife?

8 Coll girl

9 Ministers and St Peter Rev Waldon Moffat Lugton Inn 1981

10 Confession is good for the soul

11 Stoppage of the bowels

12 In one way or another/ Rev Robert Paterson Lugton Inn 1974

Hold me as he used to (The Happy Padre)

13 Wis never mentioned . . .

14 Our own wives with us

15 Jack the Baptist

16 No morals

TO THE LASSIES SELECTION

17 All right until now Rev James Currie Lugton Inn 1974

18 Ask God

19 How do you like your coffee?

20 Half a man

21 I will wrestle with thee

22 Where did you get that pig?

23 One of you kiss the bride/How much is she worth?

24 You love the Rangers more

25 Guide dog

26 Where were you?/I’ve lived!

27 Rhubarb tart

28 Chelsea Pensioners

29 Lady traffic warden

30 Why I was asked Andrew Charters Lugton Inn 1977

31 Various psychiatrist jokes

32 Time is on the wane

33 Sheiks change with the times

34 Mother’s milk is better

35 Just one ounce of whisky

To the Lassies Selection continued next column . . .

TO THE LASSIES SELECTION continued

36 Shammie in the hand Malcolm Wilson Lugton Inn 1980

37 Seven hours to live

38 Quotation from Macbeth

39 Women drivers William Cowan Lugton Inn 1977

40 Lady advocates and solicitors

41 Burn bras

42 Perfect housekeeper

43 Nothing to wear

44 Are you all right? Col Lachlan Robertson Lugton Inn 1981

45 Sex before marriage Grant Carson Manor Farm Hotel 1986

46 Happily married

47 Fifty-year-old bum

THE REPLY TO THE LASSIES SELECTION

48 The place of men Tom Reid Lugton Inn 1974

49 A nicht wi a man

50 Damnt lucky

51 I go on holiday with/ Rev James Currie Lugton Inn 1977

Hoovering and havering/Camisole or casserole?

52 I need a new dress

53 A whisky over the grave

54 Spin drier

55 Squaws and half-breeds

56 Peebles Hydro

57 Half-cut

58 Wine waiter

59 Can’t keep my hands off Andrew Charters Lugton Inn 1978

60 A suppository behind the ear

61 Rangers crisis meeting William Cowan Lugton Inn 1980

62 Important decisions

63 Wonder woman

LAST ROUNDUP AND VOTE OF THANKS

64 Sermon on the chin Rev James Currie Manor Farm Hotel 1986

65 Americans in St Andrews Lugton Inn 1979

66 Two-eared cat in Govan/Pub with real sawdust

67 If you’re tired of sin . . . Manor Farm Hotel 1986

68 Pope’s postage stamp Lugton Inn 1980

69 Three wishes Lugton Inn 1981